you* absolutely have time to make and can afford a healthy snack

• Combine frozen pineapple, frozen spinach, an orange, and water in blender
• Blend
• Pour into what was once a Trader Joe’s pasta sauce jar
• Borrow a straw
• Drink

No excuses. It’s organic (if you so choose), $8 cheaper than Liquiteria, easy, transportable, and delicious. Bonus-level-ease if your office lets you keep food in the freezer and has a blender.

*by you, I mean mean me. Stop. impulse. buying. gigantic. chocolate. muffins.